Bachelor’s Fantasies – Part I
Desi Chudai
Namashkar dosto, mera naam pleasure boy hai, naam angrezi aur story hindi me kyoki main ek desi banda hoon aur mere story ka english version bhi aayega lekin jo baat hindi me hai wo english me kahan, aap logo ko meri kahani pasand aaye to please mujhe mail kar dena “[email protected]” par, meri story kaafi lambi hai lekin aap sab ko kaafi maza aayega ise padhne me, to aap logo ka time jada waste na karte hue main apni intro deta hoon, main pune me rehta hoon jo ki maharashtra me hai, yaha har saal hazaro bachche pure hindustan se aate hai padhai aur naukari ki talaash me, main bhi uni me se ek tha, mere parivaar se mujhe jaada madat nahi milti thi to maine 20 saal ke umar se hi kaam karna start kar diya tha, starting me mujhe salary kaafi mil jaati thi par yaha rehna kaafi mehnga tha, main jin dosto ke saath reh raha tha wo kaafi rich the aur unko koi fark nahi hota tha, mujhse ye baat bardasht nahi hui, maine turant new flat search karna start kar diya, may 2010 ka mahina tha us samay meri umar 20 saal ki thi, maine socha ki ye off season chal raha hai aur flat mere budget me mil sakta hai kyoki us samay jada tar bachche apne ghar jaate hai. Aur july me aate hai, maine ek flat owner se baat ki to usne kaha ki yaha bachelors allowed nahi hai, 10 dino tak dhoondne ke baad ek bande ka mujhe phone aaya aur poocha flat kiraye par cahiye kya?, maine kaha ki mera budget kam hai aur mujhe jaldi shift karna hai, to usne kaha hi main tumse kiraya nahi lunga lekin tumhe meri help karni hogi, main soch me pad gaya ki kya hoga, usne mujhe milne ko kaha aur pata chala ki uska flat to ek paush society me hai, to fir wo kiraye pe kyo de raha hai?, main to waha ki haryali dekhke dang reh gaya, jab main uske flat me pohucha to maine dekha ki flat kaafi accha tha, maine bell bajayi aur usne darwaja khola, jese hi main andar gaya to usne mujhe apna flat dikhaya main aakhe faad-faad k dekh raha tha aur soch raha tha ki ye flat to mere pohoch ke bahar hai, drawing room me ek bada lcd tha aur ac bhi fit tha, modern kitchen, 3 master bedrooms with 2 bathrooms aur ek common bathroom tha bahar me, maine uski wife ko hello kaha aur hum drawing room me aake beth gaye, baate karte-karte usne mujhe kaha ki dekho main 5 din ke baad abroad ja raha hoon aur 2 saal ke baad hi lautunga. “Fantasies” Mujhe rent nahi cahiye lekin koi cahiye jo mere flat ko clean rakhe, main agar apne rishtedar ko de gaya to wo log thik se nahi rahenge aur meri wife ko ye pasand nahi hai, is liye main koi aisa banda dhoondh raha hoon jo mere flat ko thik se rakhe, main turant maan gaya aur poocha ki is flat ka kiraya kitna dena hoga?, to uski wife ne hass ke kaha ki kiraye ke badle tume is flat ki dekh-bhaal karni hogi bas, main maan gaya aur kaha ki main 5th day ko aaunga jab aap log jaane ke liye teyar ho jaoge, main bada khush tha aur ghar jaane laga, dosto main aap ko bata doon ki mujhe kaafi samay se akele rehne ki ichha thi taaki main apni ichhayen puri kar saku, aakhir 5th day aa gaya. maine apne bag uthaye aur nikal pada mere 2 saal ke aashiyane pe, main bada khush tha aur jese hi main waha pohocha to dekha ki wo log abhi bhi packing kar rahe the aur ghar mein kaafi samaan bikhara pada tha, maine apna samaan rakha aur ghar ka ek baar muyana kiya, maine dekha ki saari jagah pe unke kapde, kitabe, cds aur bhi kaafi samaan pada hua tha, uska husband keh raha tha ki darling flight me ek banda 40 kg se jaada nahi le ja sakta. To unhone 4 bags already hi pack kar liye the, aur unki taxi aa gayi airport ke liye, uski wife ne kaha ki ghar ki haalat to dekho kesi hai, mujhe sab sambhalna hai, uske husband ne kaha ki ab sambhalne ke liye time nahi hai, unhone mujhe pure ghar ki chabi di aur saari almari ki bhi chabi di aur kaha ki please sab sambhal lena aur mujhe 10,000 rupees diye aur kaha ki tumhari help ke liye, main khush ho gaya aur unko taxi me samaan adjust karne me help kar di, maine dono ko baye kaha aur main upar aa gaya, main jese hi upar aa raha tha to maine dekha ki wo building jada tar khali hi rehti hai kyoki waha abroad ke log jada rehte hai, maine socha ki ye to badi achhi baat hai, flat me main ab maze kar sakta hoon aur koi mujhe tok bhi nahi sakta, main jese hi andar aaya to maine dekha ki flat ki haalat kaafi kharab thi aur socha ki chalo ab kaam shuru kiya jaaye, aap sab ko main flat ke bare mein bata doon, ye 3 bhk flat hai jisme drawing room me attached balcony hai, jisse hill view dikhta hai aur furniture rakha hua hai with tv and ac, modern kitchen hai. Pehle aur dusre bedroom ke bathroom attached hai matlab dono bedroom se ek bathroom me ja paayenge aur teesra bedroom master hai jisme bathroom attach hai, aur ek common bathroom hai, sabhi bedroom me bed aur almirah hai aur thoda-thoda samaan hai, maine drawing room se start kiya, socha pehle bartan saare ikattha kar doon, fir maine saare ghar mein se cd, general saman aur kuda alag-alag kar diya, ab baari thi kapdo ki, maine drawing room se start kiya to waha jaada kapde nahi the, fir main balcony me gaya aur dekh ke shock reh gaya, maine dekha ki owner ki wife ke kapde sukh rahe hai jisme uski 2 bra ek red color ki aur ek blue color ki saath me panty aur ek gowin sukh raha tha, main to jese uttejit hone laga kyoki meri kaafi samay se ichha thi main auntyon ke kapdo ko mehsoos karu aur pehen ke dekhu lekin kabhi kar nahi paya, mujhe auraton ke istamal kiye hue kapde bohot pasand aate hai, unme se kaafi achhi mahek aati hai, Jese hi main andar gaya pehle saare bathroom check kiye aur dekha ki aur bhi bra aur panty rakhe hue hai saath me istamal hui 3 leggin white, green aur yellow color ki thi mera dil to uchhalne laga.