Behan Ka Breakup Aur Mere Maze
Behan Ki Chudai
Aaiye swagat hai aap sabhi ka. Is baar kahani aane mein late ho gaya. Uske liye main aap sabhi se maafi maangta hu. Lekin aap sabhi ka firse aane ke liye bahut-bahut dhanyawad. Aap meri kahani ko itna pyaar dete aa rahe hai, ye dekh kar mujhe bahut hi acha lagta hai. Bahut logon ki mere ko mail aayi, aur google chat par messages bhi. Uske liye aapka dil se dhanywad! Aap sabhi se ek request hai. Jab bhi aap log mere ko mail karo ya message karo, uske sath story ka name bhi likh diya karo. Taaki mujhe pata lag sake ki meri kon si story aapko sabse pasand aayi hai. To ab chaliye der na karte hue story par aate hai. Mera naam Kamdev hai, aur mere ghar mein 4 log hai. Jo mere regular readers hai, unko pata hoga ki meri ek sister hai, jo london mein rehti hai. Ghar mein mummy aur papa bhi rehte hai. Ye baat garmiyon ke dino ki thi, jab summer vacations mein mere ghar meri cousin aayi hui thi. Wo mujhse age mein bas ek saal chotti hai. Age same hone ke kaaran hamari bonding bhi achi hai. Hum saari baatein share kar lete hai. Ek din main subha utha to wo phone mein kisi se jhagda kar rahi thi. Call cut hone ke baad maine poocha to usne nahi bataya. Fir 2-3 baar poochne ke baad usne bataya ki uska breakup ho gaya tha. Breakup ka reason ye tha ki iska bf se milne ka bada mann tha, but bf ke paas time nahi tha. Is wajah se unke beech jhagda hua aur baat breakup tak aa gayi. Maine uska mood theek karne ke liye club ka plan banaya. Shaam ko main car mein usko lekar club ke liye nikal gaya. Raaste mein hamne drink kari, and club mein jaa kar bhi. Meri cousin ne bahut enjoy kara, and hum raat ke kareeb 1 baje club se nikal gaye. Club se nikalne ke baad hamne dinner kiya aur fir maine car ghar ki taraf li. Raaste mein mummy ka call aaya aur unhone bataya ki wo aur papa kisi relative ke ghar gaye the, kyunki unki tabiyat achanak bigad gayi thi, aur ghar ki chaabi side wali aunty ke ghar thi. Maine ghar pahunch kar apni cousin ko car mein hi rukne ko kaha, aur chaabi lene aunty ke ghar gaya. Fir chabhi lekar aa gaya. Ab maine ghar ka gate khola, aur car park kari. Fir maine cousin ko apne room mein sulane ke liye lita diya, aur main doosre room mein jaane laga. Itne mein wo bol padi- Cousin: Bhai aaj tum bhi yahin so jao na. Hum baatein karenge. Akele mera mann nahi lagega. Main: Theek hai. Cousin: Aapko pata hai mera usse milne ka bada mann tha. Lekin usne time par apni gaand dikha di! Mujhe uske muh se ye word sun kar thoda ajeeb laga. But aaj ki generation mein ye sab normal hai. Cousin: Hum jab bhi milte the, bada enjoy karte the. Abki baar bhi hamara plan tha. Lekin usne sab kharaab kar diya. Main: Haa main samajh sakta hu. Cousin: Aap nahi samajh sakte mujhe itna gussa kyun aaya? Main: Samajh sakta hu. Cousin: Nahi samajh sakte. Main: Kyun nahi samajh sakta? Cousin: Kyunki mujhe usse chudna tha. Ab chudne ki baat aap kaise samajh sakte hai? Main (mujhe samajh nahi aaya kya bolu): Ohhh ok! Cousin: Haa main keh rahi thi na, aap nahi samajh sakte. Main: Haa. Cousin: Mera mann tha main ghodi banti aur wo mere upar chadh kar mujhe chodta, meri gaand maarta. Main: Koi nahi, ab next time milegi tab kar lio ache se. Cousin: Next time ab exam ke baad hoga milna. Yahin baat us chutiye ko subha samjha rahi thi main. Main: Fir itne din kaise manage karegi? Cousin: Fingers se aur kisse, jaise tum ladke hath se karte ho! (Haste hue) Main: Main nahi karta hands ka use. Cousin: Kyun, aapke liye koi aur karta hai kya apne hands ka use? Main: Nahi, aisi koi baat nahi hai. Cousin: Bata do yaar, main kon sa kisi ko bata rahi hu. Main (fir maine use apni gf ki pic dikhayi): Iske sath karta hu main jab mann hota hai. Cousin: BC kya maal hai yaar, ek-dum sexy, gaand kitni achi hai iski. Yaar tumhare to maze hai bhai. Main: Lekin ek ke sath kitna hi kare? Cousin: To kya aapko hazaron ladkiyan chahiye? Main: Hazar to nahi, bas koi ek jo enjoy kare khul kar. Cousin: Koi nahi mil jayegi. Thodi der baatein karne ke baad wo kehti- Cousin: Kab tak aise chair par baithoge? Bed par hi aa jao. Main kon sa khaa jaungi aapko. Main: Okay. Fir main uske peeche jaa kar bed par let gaya, aur wo sone lagi. Main: Waise tumne kitni baar kiya hai? Cousin: Iske sath 6-7 baar. Main: Iske sath matlab? Cousin: Isse pehle bhi ek ladke sath kiya tha. Main: Acha zyada maza kiske sath aaya? Is waale ke sath ya pehle waale? Maine iske sath kiya hoga 20-25 baar, aur isse pehle iski friend thi 4-5 baar uske sath. Cousin: Bade tez hote hai ladke. Main: Agar tumhe pareshani ho rahi hai, to main doosre room mein so jaunga. Cousin: Mujhe koi issue nahi hai. Main comfortable so rahi hu. Main: Fir theek hai. Achanak mujhe aisa feel hua ki wo apni chut ragad rahi thi, but mein confirm nahi tha. To maine dheere se hath uske hath ke sath badhte hue aage rakha. Jab mera hath pahuncha to wo apne charamsukh par thi, aur usne mera hath pakad kar chut par laga diya, aur ahhh ahh karti hui jhad gayi. Uska maal meri fingers par bhi lag gaya tha, aur wo bilkul shant ho gayi thi. Main: Chee yaar! Tumne ye kya kiya? Cousin (darte hue): Sorry bhai, sorry. Wo baatein karke mood ban gaya tha. Main: Ab hand wash karna padega. Cousin: Nahi ruko (ye kehte usne chaat kar meri fingers saaf kar di, aur mein dekhta reh gaya). Main: Jao washroom mein clean kar lo khud ko. Cousin: Clear kya karna isme? Subha jab nahaungi to ho jayega clean. Main: Tumhe irritation nahi hogi? Cousin: Nahi, ab chut sookhi nahi hai, to maza aayega sone mein bhi. Main ( Pata nahi kaise mere mein himmat aayi): Ab mera bhi mann hai hilane ka. Cousin: Haa to kar lo aap bhi. Main: Haa main karke aaya. Cousin: Yaar maine bhi yahin kara na. Kar lo tum bhi. Main kisi ko nahi bata rahi. Main: Theek hai. Mujhe bahut der ho gayi karte-karte, lekin mein discharge nahi ho paa raha tha, aur wo meri wajah se so nahi paa rahi thi. To wo achanak meri taraf hui aur boli- Cousin: Ruko main karti hu. Jaise hi usne lund hath mein liya, mujhe to jannat ka maza aa gaya.