Bewafayi Ka Bungalow – Episode 1
Desi Chudai
This story is part of the Bewafayi Ka Bungalow series College ka second year ke exam ka aaj aakhiri din hain. Iske pehle ki third year ki padhai shuru ho, 2 mahino ka college break shuru hone wala tha. Exam khatm hote hi Ulfat, Afsa aur Ziah teeno saheliya exam center ke baahar mili aur baat karne lagi. Ulfat: “Second year khatm ho gaya yaar, as bas ek saal aur padhai karni hain bas, phir aaram hi aaram” Afsa: “Sirf tere liye aaram hain hamaare liye nahi. Teri tarah hamara koi raees shauhar nahi hain” Ulfat: “Haa to tum dono bhi kar lo kisi raees se shaadi. Tumko kisne kaha tha ki apne hi college ke friend se ishq ladao. Aur ishq lada bhi liya to aage jaakar shaadi bhi usi se karni hain yeh jaruri to nahi!” Afsa: “Hamari soch teri tarah nahi thi ki bas jaise taise padhai khatm karo aur kisi ameerjaade se shaadi karke zindagi bhar aish karo” Ziah: “Waise bhi shadi usi se karni hain jisko pyaar karte ho. Ulfat teri tarah arranged marriage nahi karni thi. Tujhe to shadi ki itni jaldi thi ki padhai khatm hone ka bhi wait nahi kiya, pehle hi shaadi kar li!” Ulfat: “Haa to aur kya karti! Itna achchha ladka mere haath se nikal jata. Ubaid ki ammi ki tabiyat khraab thi, unke intekaal se pehle wo apne bete ki shaadi hote dekhna chaahti thi, isliye sab jaldi se karna pada” Afsa: “Haa bhai, itna bada share broker hain, aese ladke ko kaun haath se jaane dega. Main hoti to main bhi nahi jane deti haath se. Tera shauhar Ubaid waise hain bada handsome aur apne kaam mein smart bhi hain” Ulfat: “Mere shauhar se apni najre dur hi rakhna tum dono” Ziah: “Humein kya karna, hamaare hone waley shauhar to pehle se hi hamaare saath hain” Ulfat: “Magar tum dono ke hone waley shauhar rah kaha gaye, exam khatm ho gaya hain, abhi tak baahar nahi aaye!” Afsa:”Aa jaayenge, baatein karne lag gaye honge kahi. Jaayenge kaha, aakhir laut kar to hamaare paas hi aana hain unhe” Ulfat: “Afsa aur Ziah, tum dono ne Ahan aur Zaid ke saath sab kuchh to shadi ke pehle hi karwa liya, phir shaadi ke baad kya excitment bachega?” Ziah: “Chudai se koi bore thode hi hota hain, yeh to zindagi bhar chalegi” Afsa: “Yeh bata Ulfat tera kaisa chal raha hain? Ubaid apne kaam mein hi busy rahta hain ki tujhe khush bhi karta hain” Ulfat: “Har roj karte hain hum” Ziah: “Ubaid hi karta hain ya tu bhi karti hain kabhi us par chadh kar?” Ulfat: “Tu mere bedroom mein taank jhaank kyu kar rahi hain!” Afsa: “Sharma kyu rahi hain, Ubaid aesa kya karta hain ki humein bata nahi sakti. Ubaid ki height to achchhi khaasi hain, uska saamaan bhi lamba hi hoga, maje to tujhe khub aate honge!” Ulfat: “Chup kar, wo dekh saamne aa gaye tumhaare ladke, un par dhyaan de mere shauhar par nahi” Saamne se Ahan aur Zaid aate huye dikhe. Wo dono un ladkiyo ke paas aakar rukey. Ahan: “Kya baatein chal rahi thi! Mujhe miss kar rahi thi na Afsa!” Afsa: “Kaha rah gaye the?” Ahan: “Arre wo ladke logo se hum information le rahe the ghumne firne jaane ke baare mein. Maine aur Zaid ne jagah final kar li hain, hum sab chal rahe hain. Main pura program detail mein bana kar batata hoon” Zaid: “Ulfat, tu aur Ubaid bhi chalo saath mein. 3 din ka program hain” Ulfat: “Nahi yaar, Ubaid kaam mein busy rahta hain. Ek din bhi share market nahi chhod sakta” Ziah: “Chal na, jab se shaadi ki hain itne mahino mein hamaare saath ghumne hi nahi aati” Afsa: “Ulfat, tu boley to main baat karu Ubaid se” Ulfat: “Koi jarurat nahi hain, baat karni hogi to main kar lungi” Ahan: “Chal na kya naatak kar rahi hain Ulfat” Ulfat: “Ek din ka program hota to phir bhi sochti, subah jaate aur shaam tak aa jaate” Afsa: “Jab tak night hold na ho tab tak kya faayda! Ek din ki picnic mein chudai ka mauka hi nahi milta” Ulfat: “To tum log ghumne sirf chudai karne ke liye jaate ho?” Ziah: “Baaki mauka kaha milta hain! Yaha shahar mein to hotel waley shak ki najro se dekhte hain. Ghar par kar nahi sakte. Ek gumne ke bahaane hi to chudai ka mauka milta hain” Ulfat: “Ek din ki kisi tracking par chalte hain. Waha jungle hoga to tum wahi kar lena apni chudai” Ahan: “Good idea, jungle aur pahaado mein chudai karne ka maja aa jaayega” Afsa:”Nahi baba, waha neeche kankar patthar par main nahi letne waali. Meri soft skin par rashes ho jaayenge. Mujhe bistar par hi chudai chaahiye” Zaid: “Main to Ziah ko khade khade chod sakta hoon” Ziah: “Tum paisa mat bachao. Waise bhi ek din ki chudai mein kya maja aayega. 2-3 din ghumney jaayenge to jyada maja aayega na!” Afsa: “Ulfat, tu baat to karke dekh Ubaid se” Ulfat: “Koshish karti hoon” Ahan: “Agar Ubaid na bhi maane to phir tu to chal hamaare saath!” Ulfat: “Main akeli tum dono couples ke beech kya karungi! Tum to mauka milte hi nikal jaoge chudai karne aur main akeli rah jaaungi” Zaid: “Tu chal to sahi Ulfat, main chod dunga tujhe. Meri waise bhi badi ichchha hain ek shadi shuda ladki ko chodne ki” Ziah ne ek jor ka haath Zaid ki peethh par maara aur Zaid ki chikh nikal gayi. Ziah: “Kya bola! main paas mein khadi hoon aur kisi aur ko chodne ki baat kar raha hain” Ahan, Afsa aur Ulfat ki hansi chhut gayi. Ulfat: “Ziah, meri taraf se bhi ek aur laga Zaid ko” Ziah ne Zaid ko ek aur mukka peeth par maara aur Zaid peeth masalata rah gaya. Ahan: “Ek kaam karte hain next weekend par chalte hain. Wo long weekend hain, 3 din tak share market bhi band rahega. Tab to Ubaid aa sakta hain na!” Ulfat:”Aesa hain to shayad wo maan jaaye, main baat karke tumhe bataati hoon” Zaid: “Agar teen couples ho jaayenge to hotel karne ki jarurat nahi padegi, waha ek bungalow rent par le lenge.