Holi Par Namkeen Naadaaniya – Episode 2

Holi Par Namkeen Naadaaniya – Episode 2
Desi Chudai
This story is part of the Holi Par Namkeen Naadaaniya series Aap padh rahe hain ek housing society mein rahne wali gujrati aur marathi parivaar ki kahaani. Marathi family mein bhai bahan Ritesh aur Neha apne parents ke saath rahte hain. Unke upar ke flat mein gujrati family mein do bhai Saagar aur Nishant apne parents ke saath hain. Saagar ki nayi nayi shaadi sharmeeli ladki Sweety se huyi hain. Unke flat ke saamne ek college student Rinky rahti hain jo Ritesh ki dost hain. Neha aur Ritesh ke ghar mein unki mummy Holi ke liye kuchh pakwaan banaane ki taiyari kar rahi thi. Neha ko isme koi interest nahi tha aur kisi kaam ke bahaane se wo taiyar hokar baahar ja rahi thi. Tabhi doorbell baji, aur Neha ne darwaja khola to Sweety bhabhi thi. Neha: “Sweety Bhabhi, yeh batao aapka devar ghar par hi hain?” Sweety: “Nahi, Nishant bhaiyya thodi der pehle hi nikle hain” Neha ko lag gaya ki wo late hain, usko Nishant se milne hi jana tha jo uska boyfriend tha. Neha darwaja band kar nikal gayi. Sweety phir kitchen ki taraf aage badhi jaha Neha ki mummy thi. Sweety: “Aunty, main aa gayi hoon, aap jo banaane waali hain wo sikhne ke liye” Aunty ne Sweety ko bhi thoda kaam dekar usko sikhana shuru kiya. Thodi der mein Ritesh bhi kitchen mein aaya aur Sweety ko apnni mummy ke saath dekha. Sweety ki najar Saagar par padi aur usne apne sir par dhaka pallu aur achchhe se cover kar liya tha. Kuchh bane huye pakvaan chakhte huye Ritesh ne Sweety ko chhedna shuru kar diya Ritesh: “Aur Sweety, kaisi ho?” Mummy: “Sweety bhabhi bol. Saagar(Sweety ka husband) tujhse bada hain” Ritesh: “Mujhse yeh formality nahi hoti. Sweety tumhi batao, kya bolu tumhe?” Mummy: “Yeh bolti hi kaha hain!” Ritesh: “Nahi boli matlab iski haa hain” Ritesh ne aage aakar Sweety ka chehra dekhkar usko aur chhedna chaaha aur Sweety thoda ghabraayi. Ritesh: “To Sweety, khushkhabri kab suna rahi ho?” Sweety ne help ke liye Ritesh ki mummy ki shakal dekhna shuru kar diya. Mummy: “Kyu pareshan kar raha hain bechari ko?” Ritesh: “Good news ke liye hi to puchh raha hoon, bolo Sweety” Mummy: “Abhi to shadi ko kuchh hi mahine huye hain. Main dekhti hoon teri shadi hogi tab tu kitne time mein good news dega” Tabhi landline ki ghanti baj gayi. Mummy ne Ritesh ko jaane ke liye kaha magar Ritesh ne bol diya ki Mummy ke hi kisi friend ya rishtedaar ka phone hoga, uske calls to mobile par hi aa jate hain. Mummy phir baahar phone attend karne jaane se pehle Sweety ko gas par rakha saamaan sambhaalne ke liye kah gayi. Kitchen mein ab Ritesh ke alawa sirf Sweety rah gayi thi jo kadhahi mein chammach hila rahi thi. Ritesh: “Sweety, meri tumhaare jaise wife hoti to main to shaadi ke baad pehle hi mahine mein good news suna deta. Tumhara kya program hain?” Sweety bina daaye baaye dekhe cooking par dhyaan laga rahi thi. Jis haath se wo chammach pakde hila rahi thi us hatheli ki pakad par Ritesh ne apni hatheli se pakad liya. Apni ungliyo par Ritesh ki ungliya lipatate hi Sweety ne chammach chhod diya aur thoda peechhe hatkar darr ke saath Ritesh ke muskuraate chehre ko dekhne lagi. Ritesh: “Main tumhe koi khaa thod hi jaaunga, pakdo chammach … aao aage” Sweety 2 kadam aur peechhe ho gayi. Ritesh ne apna haath Sweety ki taraf badha diya. Ritesh: “Haath to milao, dost ban jaate hain” Ritesh ne do kadam Sweety ki taraf badhaye aur Sweety ghabra kar kitchen ke darwaaje ki taraf badh gayi. Kitchen ke darwaaje tak pahuch kar wo tab ruki jab Ritesh ki mummy phone attend kar waapis aa gayi thi. Mummy ke saath saath Sweety bhi andar aa gayi aur khana sambhaal liya. Ritesh: “Mummy, yeh Sweety kitna darti hain mujhse, iski dosti to karwao mujhse” Mummy: “Sab ladkiya ek jaisi nahi hoti hain. Chhote shahar ki hain. Isko paraaye ladko se baat karna nahi pasand hoga” Ritesh: “Kaha ke paraaye? Itne saalo se uncle aunty yaha rah rahe hain pados mein!” Mummy: “Magar Sweety to abhi abhi aayi hain shaadi karke” Ritesh: “Mummy yeh hasti nahi hain kya?” Mummy: “Tu baahar ja, bahut pareshan kar raha hain isko tu” Ritesh hasta hua baahar chala gaya. Uske baahar jaane ke baad Sweety ne shikayat kar di. Sweety: “Aunty Ji aap inko bolna ki Holi par mujhe paani mein naa daale, yeh hamaare saamne waale flat ki ladki se baat kar rahe the mujhe paani mein daalne ki” Ritesh ki Mummy: “Wo Saagar to bhola hain, wo tujhko paani mein kyu daalega?” Sweety: “Wo nahi, yeh Ritesh bhaiyya” Ritesh ki Mummy ne haste huye reply diya: “Tu bolti nahi hain isliye Ritesh aese hi majaak kar raha hoga tujhe pareshan karne ke liye. Wo aesa kuchh nahi karega” Udhar garden mein Ritesh ki bahan Neha pahuch gayi thi jaha Sweety ka devar Nishant wait kar raha tha. Nishant: “Kal kya bol rahi thi? Mere paas condom hoga to mujhse chudwaayegi!” Neha: “Fattu kahi kaa, kal to chemist ki shop par condom lene gaya tha aur laaya kya? sir dard ki tablets!!” Nishant: “Achanaak jaakar kaise bolta isliye nahi kar paaya. Magar yeh dekh” Nishant ne apni jeb se condom ka packet nikaal kar dikhaate huye ek shararati smile di. Neha: “Kis se maang kar laaya? Kyuki tujh mein to itni himmat hain nahi ki tu kharid paaye!” Nishant: “Tu wo sab chhod, ab mere paas condom hain, bol chudwaayegi?” Neha: “Thheek hain, yeh bata kaha chodega? Koi safe jagah hain tere paas?” Nishant: “Holi ke din sab log holi khelne mein busy honge, hum log terrace par jaakar chudai karenge” Neha: “Terrace par to lock laga rahta hain!” Nishant: “Maine bandobasht kar liya hain, don’t worry. Tu bas aa jana, jab main ishara karu to” Neha: “Aa jaaungi. Ab sach sach bata, kaha se laya condom?” Nishant: “Mere dost ne diya.

Wo karta rahta hain aese kaam” Neha: “Tere us dost se hi naa chudva lu main?” Nishant: “Meri girl friend hokar mere alwa kisi aur se chudwaayegi tu?” Neha: “Tu chod paayega mujhe?” Nishant: “Yeh bata kaunsi position mein chudwaayegi? Doggy? missionary, cowboy!!” Neha: “Tuney kya terrace par gadda lagwaya hain? Mujhe letayega kaha?” Nishant: “Haa, wo to maine nahi socha. To ab kya karein?” Neha: “Khade khade peechhe se chod paayega?” Nishant: “Haa, ek movie mein dekha tha. Maja aayega” Neha: “Tum dono bhai ek number ke fattu ho. Tera bada bhai kuchh karta bhi hain ya nahi kaun jaane aur tu condom kharidane ki himmat nahi rakhta, khade khade kyaa maarega meri?” Nishant: “Tu dekhna. Teri chikhein naa nikaal di chod kar to mera naam badal dena” Neha: “Tu mujhe maje dilaane ke liye chodne wala hain ya dard dene ke liye?” Nishant: “Main bhi to maje waali chikho ki baat kar raha tha. Aur tu holi par skirt jaisa kuchh pahananaa ki kapde upar uthha kar jaldi se chod paaye” Neha: “Main ek kaam karti hoon, holi ke din kapde hi nahi pahanati, kaisa rahega?” Nishant: “Phir to sab society waley tere saath aesi jamkar holi khelenge ki rang ki jarurat hi nahi padegi, apne lund ke juice se hi tujhe geela kar denge” Neha: “Jyada imagine mat kar. Maine badi mushkil se tere saath chudne ka man banaya hain. Main bade mood se aane waali hoon, mujhe nirash mat karna” Nishant: “Chinta mat kar, yaadgaar chudai hogi” Idhar ghar par Ritesh drawing room mein sofe par leta tha aur uski mummy apne saath kitchen se Sweety ko lekar baahar aayi. Mummy: “Ritesh, tuney Sweety ko kyu daraya paani mein daalne ka bolkar?” Ritesh: “Sweety ki hamari society mein pahli Holi hain to paani mein to daalna padega na! Ek taraf se haath aur dusri taraf se taange pakad kar uthha kar paani mein daal denge” Yeh sunkar Sweety saham kar Ritesh ki mummy ke aur paas chipak gayi. Ritesh ke saath uski mummy bhi hans padi. Mummy: “Tu bol ki isko paani mein nahi daalega” Ritesh: “Thheek hain, isko paani mein nahi daalenge” Sweety ke chehre par ek raahat bhari smile aa gayi thi. Ritesh: “… Magar paani to iske upar daal sakte hain na?” Sweety bhaag kar flat se baahar chali gayi aur seedhiya chadhte huye upar ke apne flat mein chali gayi. Der shaam ko apni girl friend Rinky ke flat par Ritesh pahuch gaya tha. Rinky ki roommate ja chuki thi. Khade khade hi ek dusre ke honthho mein honthh fasaaye dono buri tarah chumne lage. Ek dusre ke kapde nikaalte huye dono poore nange ho gaye the. Bedroom mein aakar Rinky ko bistar par patakate huye uski dono taange ek dusre se dur kiye Ritesh ne chut par honthh lagaaye chusna shuru kar diya aur Rinky tikhi siskiya maar chikhne lagi. Ritesh ki jubaan upar neeche hote huye Rinky ki chut ke honthho ko ragad rahi thi. Jaldi hi chut chaatte huye sadap sadap ki aawaje aane lagi thi jab Rinky ki chut ne paani chhodna shuru kar diya tha. Ritesh phir Rinky ke mumme chusne laga. Rinky ne phir Ritesh ko leta diya aur us par jhuk kar kadak lund apne muh mein bharte huye chusne lagi. Apna lund kadak hote hi condom chadhaaye Ritesh ne chudai shuru kar di. Rinky tej aahein bharte huye chudai ka maja le rahi thi aur Ritesh bina ruke lagatar dhakke maarta hua chode ja raha tha. Rinky ne apni dono taange ab hawa mein uthhakar poori tarah chaudi kar di aur uski chut achchhe se khul gayi aur wo un dhakko ka aur gahraayi se aanand le pa rahi thi. Ritesh bhi kuch minutes tak haafte huye chodta raha aur tab ruka jab Rinky poori tarah chud kar shant ho gayi thi. Ritesh aur Rinky mein baat ho rahi thi. Rinky: “Kya hua, aaj chudai ke time par tera dhyaan kahi aur hi tha? Kiske baare mein soch raha tha?” Ritesh: “Sweety” Rinky: “Kya hua? Pasand aa gayi tujhe?” Ritesh: “Mujhe yeh doubt hain ki uska husband Saagar usko khush kar pata hoga” Rinky: “Saagar ki kamjor haalat dekh kar tuney guess kar liya?” Ritesh: “Main apni balcony mein roj subah exercise karta hoon. Balcony ke thheek upar Sweety ki khidki hain. Wo mujhe chhup chhup kar dekhti hain. Magar saamne aati hain tab sharmaati hain” Rinky: “Teri body to koi bhi ladki dekhna chaahegi” Ritesh: “Meri help karegi?” Rinky: “Sweety ko chodne mein?” Ritesh: “Nahi, us Saagar ka test lene mein help. Tu usko akele mein pakad aur pata kar ki wo chodne ke kaabil bhi hain ya nahi!” Rinky: “Agar yeh sach bhi hain to tu kya kar lega? Tu kya Sweety ko chodne ka soch raha hain?” Ritesh: “Agar Sweety chudne ko taiyar hain to mujhe koi problem nahi hogi usko chodne mein” Rinky: “Main bhi waise ek baar Saagar jaise kamjor mard ko parakhna chaahti thi. Kal hi karti hoon uska test” Next episode mein padhiye Saagar ka test kaisa jaayega. [email protected]