Mami ne diya khade lund pe dokha-1
Parivar Me Chudai
Namaskar doston mera naam Kris hai. Main MP ki jila Morena ka waasi hu. Meri umar 20 saal hai. Main abhi collage mein adhyan kar raha hoon. Main school ki time se hi padhayi main bahut hosiyar hu, jiska fayda maine kayi ladkiyon ko thokne mein liya. Meri physique bhi kaafi accha hai kyu ki main niyamit roop se vyayam karta hoon. Meri height 6 feet hai aur mere chhote bhai ki 7 inch. Ye experience jo main aapki saath share karne jaa raha hoon bilkul satya ghatna hai. Isme main apko bataunga ki kaise maine apni maami ki chut ki pyaas bhujai. Ye kahani thodi lambi hai, isliye mera aapse nivedan hai ki thoda dherya rakhe. Ant mein, balki main to kahunga ki puri kahaani main hi, apko anand ki anubhuti hogi. Chaliye to ab sidha kahani par aata hu… Ye varsh 2020 mein, march ki mahine ki baat hai jab maine apne board pareeksha samaapt ki. Ek hafte ki baad mujhe ghar mein boriyat mahasoos hone lagi to maine morena mein apne maama ki ghar jaane ka faisla kiya. Unka ghar hamare yahaan se bahut door nahi hai. Unki ek chhoti family hai jisme naana, naani, maama, maami (preeti) aur unka 5 saal ka beta raaj shaamil hai. Main 2 april ko unke ghar pahuncha aur sabhi ki dvaara sauhardapoorvak aamantrit kiya gaya. Unka ghar do manjila hai, naana, naani ground floor par rahte the aur mami pehle maale pe. Mujhe mami ki bedroom mein sone ko bola gaya. Main aur raaj bistar par sote the aur maami pharsh par. Ab main aapko apni maami ki baare mein batata hoon, jo ki is kahani ki nayika hai (ab se hum unko preeti kahenge). Woh ek 32 varshiy, sudaul, nishpaksh samarpit grahini hai, jiski lambai lagbhag 5.5 feet hai. Unka shareer doodh ki tarah safed hai aur ek latina ki tarah lajawaab hai. Unki chehare ki visheshataen nithya menan ki tarah adhik hai. Jab main waha gaya to mama waha nahi the. Kyu ki woh lockdown ki kaaran Delhi mein phanse hue the aur ghar par nahi aa sakte the. Waha maine tv dekhane, adhyayan karane, rasoi mein preeti ki madad karane, vyaayaam karane aur subah ya shaam ko yog karane mein apana samay bitaya. Hum ek dusre ke saath ek saptaah bitaane ke baad mami bhaanje nahi balki doston ki tarah rehne lage. Saath mein hamane youtube par maujood recipe dekhkar kar vyanjan banana sikha. Koi bhi dish taiyaar hone ki baad, main use taste karne vaala pehla vyakti hota tha. Kabhi-kabhi Preeti mujhe apne haathon se iska svaad lene ka absar detin thi. Woh ek adbhut rasoiya hai aur sabhi ki dvaara unki prashansa ki jaati hai. Jise bhi unki svaadisht bhojan khane ka mauka milta hai. Main bhi unki badi prasansa karta tha aur woh sharma jaati thi. Dhire-dhire din beetate gae. Humane apne din bitae, ek doosare ki company ka aanand liya. Unki din ki shuruaat rasoee mein hoti thi, subah jaldee uthana, sabaki liye chai aur naashta taiyaar karana. Apna kaam khatam karane ki baad woh parivaar ki saath dopahar ki bhojan ki baad snaan karati thi. Baad mein hum ek-do ghante aaraam karate the. Dopahar ko woh bistar par hi soti thi. Shaam ko woh khud ko apne rasoee ki kaam mein vyast kar leti thi. Aur main ya to unki madad karta ya vyaayaam karane mein khud ko vyast kar liya karta. Main 1-2 ghante padhayi karta jisme main raaj ko bhi apne saath bhita leta tha. Ek mahine mere saath odhne k baad raj ki academics mein pragati dekh kar Preeti ko bahut pransasa hui. Raat ki khaane ki baad hum apne kamare aur, naana, naani apne kamre main chale jaate. Raat mein kabhi-kabhi hum ludo khelate the. Jiske dauraan woh bahut hi chanchal ho jaati thi. Aur kabhi kabhi masti main apne shareer ko mere saath chipka deti thi. Jab woh jeet jaati to woh mujhe chidhatin aur mera majaak udaati, lekin maine is par dhyaan nahi diya karta tha. Hum raat mein vishesh roop se baat karate the. Jab Raaj cartoon dekhne par jor deta tha. Woh ek stool par baith jaata aur main aur Preeti kambal mein gushkar gapshap karne lagte. Hum bahut si baatein karte the. Baad mein woh pharsh par apne sone ki jagah pr chali jaati thi. Yahi hamara dinacharya ban gaya tha. Ek din raat main kareeb 1 baje, main paisab karne ki liye gaya. Main jab laut kar aya to maine dekha ki Preeti jag rahi thi. Kyu ki meri bhi nind khul gayi thi. To maine socha kuch baatein hi kar lete hai. Isliye maine maami se sararat bhare andaaz main unse poocha,”Kyu maami, mama ke bina nind nahi aa rahi kya?” Ye kehte hue main unke bagal main let gaya. Kyun ki kamare main ac chal raha tha. To kmare mein thodi thandak si thi. Isliye preeti ne mujhe kambal main ghus jaane ka ishara kiya. Main bhi sardi ki kaaran kambal mai ghus kar, kohni ke bal sir haat pe tika ke let gaya. Aur preeti bhi aise hi let gayi. Hum ek dusre ki itne kareeb the ki main unki saason ko apne chehre par mehsoos kar sakta tha. Iski baad hamare beech kuch is tarah vartalaap hua: Preeti (Mere prashan ka uttar dete hue) – Haan yaar tumhare mama ki badi yaad aati hai. Woh bhi to tin mahine se ghar nahi aaye. Tumhare aane se pehle to bahut bura lagta tha. Ab tum aa gaye to kam kam akele bore to nahi hoti. Me (bholepan main) – Are maami phone par to baat ho hi jaati hogi na mama se. Preeti (dukhi bhare swar main) – Are beta jo anand tere mama ki ghar par hone main aata hai vo phone pe kaha. Ye kehte hue woh halka sa muskura gayi. Main bhi samajh gaya tha maami kis anand ki baate kar rahi hai. Aur main is baat se bhi bhali bhaati wakif tha. Ki preeti jis ananad ki baat kar rahi thi, woh usse 3 mahine se vanchit thi. Phir unhone topic change karte hue mujhse pucha- Preeti – Aur tu bata , gf wagera hai ki nahi ? Mai – Haan maami thi ek pehle lekin ab breakup ho gaya hai. Preeti – Dikhne mein kaisi thi? Mai – Hot thi, (thoda chhedte hue) par aap jitni nahi. Woh sharma gayi aur mujhse Neha (ex) ki photo dikhane ki liye bola. To maine apna mobile uthaya aur messenger main apni aur Neha (ex) ka chat box khol kar maami ko mobile de diya. Preeti mobile mein dekhte hue scroll karne lagi.