Meri mummy ki secret – Part 1
Desi
Submit Report Mera naam Rahul hai aur main apne papa aur mummy ke sath rehta hun. Mera papa naukri karte hain aur jayadatar out of town hi rehta hain. To ab story pe aate hain. Meri mummy ka naam Nikita hai aur woh housewife hai. Meri mummy ki age 42 hai aur woh dikhne mein Bengali actress Swastika Mukherjee ko imagine kar sakte hain, matlab ekdum mast maal hai. Ye story kuch din pehle ki hai. Main ek baar college se jaldi ghar aaya to maine dekha mummy ghar par nehi thi toh maine duplicate chabi se ghar kholke andar aaya aur mummy ko call kiya. Tho unhone phone receive nehi kiya aur main bhi apna kam main busy ho gaya. Fir kareeb 2 ghante baad mummy ghar aayi aur mujhe dekh ke boli: Mummy – Tu kab aaya college se? Main – Lagbhag 2 ghante ho gaye. Mummy – Aaj itna jaldi ghar aaya? Main – Wo college union aur management ke beech kuch problem ho gaya to jaldii chutti ho gaya. Main – Waise aap kaha gayi thi? Mummy – Bohot din ho gaye the Nilu aunty se mila nehi thi toh Nilu se milne gayi thi. Uske lagbhag 2-3 ghante baad main market mein gayi toh Nilu aunty se mulaqat ho gaya. Nilu aunty – Are Rahul, kaise hain tu? Main – Acha hun Nilu aunty. Nilu aunty – Aur Nikita kaise hain? Bohot din ho gaye mila nehi hun usse. Main – Kyun aunty? 3 din pehle hi mummy aapse milne gayi thi. Nilu aunty – Nikita mujhe milne gayi thi ye kon bola tujhe? Main – Mummy ne. Nilu aunty – Lekin main toh kal hi Delhi se aayi hun. Main (man mein) – Mummy ne mujhe jhuth kyun bola? Lekin main Nilu aunty se kuch nehi bola aur baat ghuma diya. Main – Are nehi aunty, mummy ne aur kuch bola hoga… mujhe laga apse milne gayi thi. Aur kuch baat karke unko ‘bye’ bolke main waha se chala gaya. Lekin meri samajh mein ye nehi aaya ki mummy ne mujhe jhuth kyun bola hoga. Main sochne lag gaya ki, “Mummy ki kisi se affair toh nehi hai.” Toh maine sochne lag gaya kaise pata karu. Fir ek din main mummy ka phone check karne ka socha. Main – Mummy, apka phone dijiye na… mera ek application support nehi kar raha hai. Mummy – Mummy tab puja kar rahi thi aur mujhe phone de diya. Main phn lete hi unka FB account check karne k liye open kiya. Tho dekha login kiya hua tha toh maine jaldi se password change kar diya. Or WhatsApp kholne ho ja raha tha, utne mein papa ka phone aagaya. Tho majburan mujhe phone mummy ko lautana pada. Fir main college chala gaya aur phir ghar aake apne kam main busy ho gaya. Fir rat ko main mummy ki FB account check karne baitha. Mummy ki friends main jayadatar male friends the aur kuch mummy ki female friends thi. Phir main chats open kiya to dekha bohot sare chats hain, jaise ki: “Hi beautiful,” “hello bhabhi,” “app bohot sundar lag rahi ho,” is tarah k comment the. Aur kuch ko mummy ki taraf se reply bhi gayi thi. Phir scroll karte karte main dekha mera friend Yogesh ka chat. Main sochne lag gaya, “Yogesh ne mummy se baat kiya aur mujhe bataya nehi.” Toh main undono ka chat open kiya. Yogesh – Hi aunty, remember me? Mummy (Nikita) – Ha beta, kaise ho tum? Yogesh – Main acha hun aunty, app kaisi ho? Nikita – Main bhi achi hun beta. Y – App itni rat ko jag rehi ho? N – Ha beta, woh dopahar ko thoda sa so gaya tha to nind nehi aa rehi hain. Fir mummy aur Yogesh ke beech normal baat hota raha. Yogesh kuch der baad: Y – Waise aunty, is photo main app ekdum sexy lag rahi ho. Mummy kuch der baad kyunki reply thodi der baad aayi: N – Beta, tum apni dost ki mummy ko sexy bol rahi ho? Y – App ko bura laga aunty? N – Baat bura lagne ki nehi hain, lekin tum meri bete ki dost ho. Y – Matlab main Rahul ka dost hun, isliye apko bura laga. Ager koi unknown person hota, tho apko bura nehi lagta? Mummy ka koi reply nehi aayi. Y – Boliye na aunty. N – Kya bolu? Y – Ager koi unknown person apko sexy bolte, tho apko kaisa lagta? N – Lekin tum unknown person nehi ho. Y – Ager hota, tho? N – Tum sun ke hi manoge na? Y – Ha, boliye… dusra koi apko sexy bolte, tho apko kaisa lagta? N – Toh compliment jaisa leti. Y – Waise aunty, maine sach hi kaha… app dikhne mein ekdum… N – Ekdum kya? Bolo… Y – Nehi, app firse bura man jaogi. N – Nehi manugi, bolo. Y – App dekhne mein ekdum kadak maal ho. N – Tum apne dost ki mummy ko kadak maal bol rahi ho? Y – Maine kaha tha app bura man jaogi. N – Thik hain, chalo bura nehi mana. N – Waise tumhari kitni GF hain? Y – Ek bhi nehi aunty. N – Kyu, kisi ko pata lo… ladkiyon ki kami thodi hain. Y – Toh app hi pat jao aunty… waise bhi apko dekh ke lagta nehi app ka itna bada beta hain. N – Kuch bhi. Y – Waise aap ka koi BF hain? N – Mera kaise ho sakta hain beta? Main to shadi shuda hoon. Y – Kya aunty… shadi shuda log bhi affair karte hain. Y – Pls… batiye na, apka koi BF hain? N – Tum kuch jayda hi sawal nehi puch rahi ho? Y – App ne bhi pucha meri GF ki baare main, tho maine bhi puch liya. Y – Ager apko bura laga, to sorry. N – Bura lagne ki baat nehi hain… thik hain, chalo bata rehi hun… lekin is bare mein Rahul ya kisi ko pata nehi chalna chahiye. Y – Pata nehi chalega aunty. N – Mera bhi ek BF tha, lekin abhi single hun. N – Waise tumhari kitni GF thi? Y – 3 aunty. N – Not bad beta. Y – Toh app aur kisi se relationship mein kyun nehi jati hon? N – Nehi beta, relationship mere bas ki baat nehi hain, bas upar upar se hi thik hain. Y – Upar upar se matlab aunty? N – Matlab, jisse chahe baat kar lo, koi jisse chahe mil lo. Y – Matlab app us affair k baad bhi anjaan logo se milte ho. N – Tumko sab kuch janna hain? Y – Pls… boliye na aunty. N – Kya bolu? Y – App anjaan logo k sath hangout karte ho? N – Ha. Y – Waise aunty, ek aur sawal puchna hain… puch sakta hun? N – Ha, pucho. Y – App shaddi k baad uncle k elawa kitno se physical hui ho? N – Kya? Y – Boliye na aunty. N – Ha, hui ho physical. Y – Aur kitno se? N – Tumhari uncle k elawa 7 logo se.