Mohsin Kee Chudaii Aur Naveed Ket Mazey
Mera naam …Naveed hai….meri umer iss waqt 28 saal ki hay….6’3″ ka qud aur kafii tandurast jism….gym jaata rahta hoon…tau jism bilkul fit hai….badun zara dubla sa hoon….aur 148 pound ka ghabroo jawan hoon…..mein university sey farikh hooker abb business kerta hoon…aur forest officer ka bhee kam kerta hoon….forest mein bhee mein ekk guest house banaya huwa hai….kabhhee kabhi….aaram ki garaz sey chalajaata hoon….. Naveed ka aaj mood kucch theek nahi tha…..issliye usaney socha ki kewn na forest ke guest house mein 3-4 din keyliye chalajaye…. Is bahane kuch office ka kaam bhi ho jayega aur uska mann bhi behal jayega…. Yeh sochkar…ussney apni Jeep nikali …. aur guest house ki taraf chal diya….Naveed jo ek forest officer bhi tha aur usaki age thi 28 saal ki rang gora lamba kad…. Average body deykhaney mein kafee khubsurat hai….. Guest house pahuchate hi usane dekha….. Ramzan jo chaukidaar hey… woh apana saman uthaye bahar ki taraf….ja raha hai… Ramzan use dekhkar ruk gaya…..aur hairani sey bola “saheb kya baat hai? Aaj achanak aa gaye?” Mein ney kaha “Haan Ramzan…. Socha 2-3 din key liye jungle kee sair karoon aur kuch aaram….idher sub theek hai na?….kahan ja rahey hoboria bister laiker….” Ramzan bola ” Saheb, ghar ja raha huin biwi beemar hai. Aapka pata nahi tha ki aap aa rahe ho….. Agar aap bolo to ruk jata huin…. waise mera ladka kafi samjhdaar hai woh aapki saari qidmat kerey ga.” Naveed ne kaha “Thik hai…. Waise bhi mai aaj daure ke mood mein nahi huin….. Bas kuch aaram chahiye….. Tum apane gaaon ja sakte ho….” Ramzan khush ho gaya…. usane apne ladke ko aawaaz deykar bulaya…aur kaha…. “Mohsin dekho saheb aaye hain…., Hum gaaon ja rahey hain… isliye abb tum saheb ki khatirdaari ki zimmeywari tumhari hai… Jo saheb kahein kar dena….. Saheb khush ho gaye to …tumhari bhi naukari laga denge spney shaher mein ya apney business mein… Samjha ki nahi.” Mohsin ne kaha “App fikr na karain….saab jo kahaingey who mein karoonga…..app ammi key pass jaayeiun unki tabiyat theek nahii hai” Isake baad Ramzan guest house ke gate se hi Naveed ko salam kahkar apney gaaon chala gaya. Naveed ne jeep andar hi park kar di aur guest house ke anadr aa gaya….. Peechey peechey Mohsin bhi usaka ek chota sa bag uthaye anadr aa gaya. Naveed thaka hua tha so chair par hi past hokar baith gaya… Usane Mohsin ki taraf dekha aur pucha “kia naam hai bhai” Mohsin ne kaha “ji mera naam Mohsin hai” Naveed ney ussey ghaur sey deikha aur Mohsin sey poocha “Mohsin…thumari kia umer hai ?…kia school bhi jaatey ho” Mohsin bola “ji mein iss waqt 15 saal ka hoon…aur mein matric mein parhta hoon” Naveed ne use gaur se dekha….kafi gora chikna rang…. Jeans aur T-shirt pehan rakhi thi….. Naveed ney dil hi dil mein kaha..”Hai Chaukidar ka ladka par faishon baazi mein kum nahi…. kia tight jeans pehan kar hero bana hua hai…..” Mohsin ne Naveed se pucha “Saheb nahayenge (Bath) to pani garam kar doon” Naveed ney kaha”Haan yeh theek hai…. Main naha leyta hoon….kooch fresh hoojaoonga” Phir Mohsin ne pucha”Aur Saheb…. khana kya khayenge?” Naveed ne pucha”murga (chicken) mileyga?” Mohsin bola”Haan mill jayega” Naveed ne kaha”Theek hai to murga bana do tab tak mai zara fresh ho leta hoon.” Naveed nahane ke baad jab bathroom se bahar aaye to usane dekha ki Mohsin chai leykar aa gaya hai…. Usane chai table pe rakhi aur chala gaya…. Naveed bhi chai peene laga…. thodi hi deir mein Mohsin dinner bhi le aaya…. Naveed ne pucha”itani jaldi bana liya tumane?” Mohsin bola”Paas ke town se khareedkar laya hai.” Naveed ney kaha”Phir aao tum bhi kha lo….merey saath…mujhey akeeley khaney mein achcha nahi lagta” Usane kaha”Nahi saheb mai aapke baad kha lunga….” Laikin Naveed kee zidd thi…issleye who bhee Naveed key saath khaney laga ….. aur dono saath mein khane lage.Naveed ney Mohsin se pucha”Kya woh daru piyega..” Usane kaha”nahi” Naveed ney apne liye ek drink banayee aur ek chooti drink Mohsin ke liye bana kar kaha”Pee lo saheb ko mana nahi karte aur maza aayega peene se”. Usane kuch bola nahi aur khana khate huwey usane thodi pee bhi lee. Naveed ne Mohsin sey poocha”Abhi kia shadi nahi karne waale hoo…gaon mein to jaldi shadee ho jati hai….” Mohsin bola”ji dhundh rahey hain…Abhi koi dhang ki mili nahi.” Naveed ne kaha”Hhmmm…kaisi ladki chahiye? Jawan ho gaye ho abb jaldi se shadi kar lo….. Koi ladki dekhi hai aaspaas?…. Kuch pyaar vyaar ka chakkar suru kiya ki nahi?……. ya abhi tak kuwaare ho?” Naveed ney aankh maartey huey pucha tha is baar Mohsin….abb Naveed ka ishara samjh gaya…. Aur haste huey bola “Nahi saheb aisi koi baat nahi hai…..” Is beech unlongon ka khana khatam ho gaya. Mohsin ne plates uthaya aur kitchen mein le jakar rakh diya….. Idhar Naveed ne shorts nikaal kar pehan lee aur bistar pe late gaya….. usswaqt Mohsin aa gaya….. Usane bhi kapde badal liye the….. Ek kamar mein tauliya lapeta hua tha…. Aur baniyaan pehan rakhi thi…. Shayad yeh usake sone ka dress tha….. Usake haath mein tel ki ek katori thi….. Usane Naveed se pucha “Saheb malish karwana pasand karengey aap?” Naveed bistar par leta ek kitaab pardh raha tha…. Malish ki baat use pasand aa gayi…..Waise bhi jeep chalakar kafi thak sa gaya tha…. Woh bola “Haan yaar kar de thodi malish….. Bahut dino se maalish nahi hui hai.” Mohsin bola “Saheb aap apne kapde utaar dein aur underwear mein laith jaao….nahi tau tel se aapke kapde kharaab ho jayenge…. Mai malish bahut achchi karta huin…Aapko bahut aaram aa jayega” Naveed ne kaha “theek hai” Usane apne kapde utaar diye aur sirf underwear mein late gaya. Usane Mohsin sey kaha”Kamre ki light off kar dey…aur night bulb jala dey…. Jisase agar use malish karwate huwey neend aa gayi to woh so bhi jayega” Mohsin ne mail light off kar ke night bulb jala … …diya. Naveed paite ke bal late gaya. Mohsin ney apne haath mein thoda tel liya aur Naveed ke peeth ki malish karne laga…. Tail garam tha. Naveed ko kafi aaram mill raha tha. Woh bola ” Are Mohsin tum to bahut achchi malish karte ho….