Network Marketing Se Mili Apni Maa-5
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Pichla bhaag padhe:- Network Marketing Se Mili Apni Maa–4 Hello friends, meri is mom-son story ko dher saara pyar dene ke liye shukriya. Ab next part shuru karte hai. Us night mom ne aur maine dher saari baatein ki, hassi mazaak ki (in cheezon se emotional bond mazboot hota hai). Mom: Tu itna caring hai, to teri koi girlfriend nahi hai? Me (sharmate hue): No, mom. Mom: Kya main jaan sakti hu ki kyun? Me: Mom, koi pasand hi nahi aayi. Mom: To fir tujhe kaisi pasand hai? Me (thoda sharmate hue, nazrein neechi karke): Aapke jaisi. Mom: Kya? Me: Matlab ki aapke jaisi caring, loving type si. Mom: Hmmm, sirf caring aur loving hi hu isliye? To kya look wise achi nahi hu main? Me: Aisa nahi hai mom. Aapki jaisi beautiful bhi. Par aapka wo college wala version, abhi wala nahi. (aur main hasne laga, aur wahan se bhagne laga. Mujhe laga mom mujhe maarne ko daudengi, par usne aisa nahi kiya.) Mom (thoda gussa hote hue): Nalayak, koi aisa direct bolta hai kya apni mom ko? Me: Par, abhi to tum meri friend ho. Aur main meri friend rahi ko kuch bhi keh sakta hu, Right? Mom: Hmmm. Hamari baat chal rahi thi, aur utne mein papa ki gaadi ka horn baja. To maine jaa kar gate open kiya. Fir hum khaana khaa kar apne room mein chale gaye. Papa ki presence mein mummy poori housewife ban jati hai, aur meri taraf usne fir dekha bhi nahi, jo mujhe acha nahi laga. Fir raat ko jab mom whatsapp pe online dikhi, to maine use message kiya. Kyunki whatsapp chat pe aap apni wo feelings ya baatein share kar sakte ho, jo starting phase mein aap aamne-saamne directly mom se share nahi kar sakte. Me: Kya kar rahi ho, Rahi? (mom ka reply nahi aaya) Tumhara hubby so gaya kya? Mom: Very funny. Nahi (taunting karte hue), mera hubby nahi soya ab tak. Wo match dekh rahe hai mobile mein. Me: Arre yaar, whatsapp to hamari private place hai. Ispe to hum friends ke jaise hi behave karenge na? Mom: Hmmm. (mann to kiya ki use pooch lu ki chudai ho gayi ya baaki hai?) Me: Agar tumhe aaj evening ki baaton se kuch bura laga ho to i’m sorry. Wo tumhara college wala jo comment kiya, usse tumhe shayad bura laga ho. Mom: Hmmm, bura to laga tha. Par utna nahi. Me: Hmmm, aur waise bhi hum ab friends hai. To friends ki baat ka bura nahi maante. Mom: Hmmm, to fir tumne poocha kya? Me: Bas aise hi, nayi-nayi friendship hai na. So dhyan rakhna padta hai apni friend ka. Mom: Ok chal, good night. Me: Good night Rahi, aur kal subah jaldi uthna hai morning exercise ke liye. Main call karunga, tum terrace pe aa jana (actually hamara class online hota hai. Par main mom ko offline sikhane wala tha. Kyunki isi bahane se main mom ke zyada kareeb aa sakta tha.) Maine mom ko subah call kiya. Par usne uthaya hi nahi. Fir main bhi so gaya. Doosre din papa ke jaane ke baad wahi firse mom ka measurement lene ka try kiya. Par mom ne utna cooperate nahi kiya. Fir main bhi college mein late ho raha hu, bol ke jaldi chala gaya. Shaam ko ghar aa kar maine laptop mein mom ki chat open ki. To Rinku aunty se uski baat hui thi. Pehle unki kuch ladies wali gossip aur baad mein mere related chat thi- Rinku: Acha, ab bata ki tera weight loss wala kaisa chal raha hai bete ke sath? Mom: Kuch khaas nahi, tumne mujhe samjhaya tha body touch wala. Par uske body touch se kuch ajeeb lagta hai, aur aaj to usne mujhe exercise ke liye terrace pe subah bulaya. Par main nahi gayi aaj. Aur wo bhi mujhse naraaz hoke aaj college chala gaya. Rinku: Wo to hona hi tha, tera beta shareef hai. Agar main tere bete ki jagah hoti, to tujhe bed mein se utha kar upar le jati. Mom: Hmmm. Ye sab movies mein hota hai, aaj tak hubby ne kabhi nahi uthaya apni god mein. To beta kahan se uthayega? Hmmmm. Rinku: Hmmm, baat to sahi hai. Beta kaise uthayega abhi apni moti mom ko. Agar college wali Rahiza hoti to shayad utha bhi leta. Mom: Shut up yaar! Aaj kal sab mujhe college days kyun yaad dilaate hai? Bete ne bhi kal mujhe yaad dilaya, ki main college me kitni fit thi, aur aaj kitni moti hu. Yaar Rinku tera sahi hai, jo figure college mein tha, waisa bhi aaj hai. Rinku: Hmm, uske liye mehnat karni padti hai, paseena bahana padta hai. Free mein sote rehne se kuch nahi milega. Fir us raat ko main mom se thoda door hi raha, aur next 2-3 days tak bhi waisa hi kiya. Na hi mom saamne se aa rahi thi, aur na hi main apna ego chhodh paa raha tha. Fir mujhe yaad aaya training ke baare mein. To maine network marketing skill wali video ko firse dekha, jisme bataya tha ki aapko aapke client ka tab tak follow up karna hai ki jab tak wo aapki products nahi le leti. Ya fir aapko next meeting ki date nahi mil jati. So main bhi apni ego ko side mein rakh kar mom se mila. Main saamne se gaya, to uske chehre pe jeet ki khushi thi. Par mujhe agar mom ko jeetna tha, to aisi chhoti-moti haar ko gale lagana hoga. Us din morning ko papa ke jaane ke baad mom nahane gayi, to maine mom ko dekhna chaaha nahate hue. Main keyhole se dekh raha tha, usne apne kapde utaarne lage, uski back meri taraf thi. Wo poori topless ho gayi thi. Par mere hath touch hone se gate mein awaaz hui, to mom ne apne upar towel lapet liya. Mom: Shaz beta, kya tum ho? Maine kuch awaaz nahi ki, chup-chap wahin khada raha. Unko gate ki taraf aate dekha, to main dabe paon wahan se baahar chal diya. Mom (bathroom ka gate khol kar): Shaz beta, Shaz, kahan ho? Mom baar-baar mera name le rahi thi, to mujhe uske aage aana hi pada. Me: Ji mom. Kya hua? Kuch kaam tha kya? Mom: Kya tum abhi kuch der pehle yahan aaye the? Me: Nahi mom. Kyun kya hua? Mom: Kuch nahi. Shayad mujhe hi aisa laga. Tum jao. Maine socha ki thank god mom ne mere trouser mein bane hue tambu ko notice nahi kiya. Fir main bhi college chala gaya. Poora din mom ki backless tasveer meri aankhon ke saamne ghoomne lagi. I imagine ki mom topless kaisi dikhti hongi? Shaam ko main wapas ghar aaya, mom kitchen mein thi. Apne ego ko side me rakh kar shaam ko fir maine mom se baat ki. Us time wo kitchen se aa kar, relax ho kar hall mein baithi thi.