Paise ki gudiya
Meri Chudai
Amit aur Shubha ek naye shehar me aaye the. Unki shaadi ko abhi do saal hi hue the aur Amit ek private company me naukri karta tha. Bahut zyada salary nahi thi uski aur bas guzara ho jaata tha. Shubha ek khoobsurat aur padhi-likhi ladki thi. Usne bahut baar naukari karne ki peshkash Amit se ki thi, lekin Amit baar-baar mana kar deta tha. Shubha ke shaadi ko lekar bahut bade sapne the, lekin Amit ki chhoti si naukari me bas ghar hi chalaya jaa sakta tha, sapne nahi. Shubha ki khoobsurti ka charcha dheere-dheere failne laga tha. Uska madak jism maano sangemarmar ko taraash ke banaya hua tha. Uski chaal me ek ajeeb si madakta thi aur jo usko dekhta tha, bas dekhta hi reh jaata tha. Uska kaamuk jism mardo ki pyaas ko jaga deta tha. Har koi uske jism se apni pyaas bujhana chaahta tha. Lekin zindagi ki jaddo-jehad me shayad ab sab kuch khone laga tha. Har baar maheena ghoom kar aata tha aur chala jaata tha. Dheere-dheere Shubha bhi ab kunthit hone lagi thi. Shubha ka swabhav acha tha aur pados me rehne wali ab Shubha ki achi saheli ban gayi thi. Us saheli ka Pati acha khaasa paisa kamaata tha. Aaj dopahar ko sabhi apne-apne ghar me the. Garmi bahut tez thi aur Shubha bhi apne ghar me kaam nipta kar tv dekh rahi thi. Tabhi kisi ne darwaza khatkhataya. Shubha boli: Kaun hai? Aati hu abhi. Aur ye kehte hue Shubha apne joode ko kaste hue darwaaze par pahunchi. Baahar khada aadmi bola: Madam aapka bill jama nahi hua hai, isliye hum aapki line kaatne aaye hai. Ye kehte hue wo bijli wala line kaatne laga. Shubha: Lekin Bhaiya, hamne to jama kiya hai bill (Shubha ne gussa dikhaate hue kaha). Baahar khada aadmi: Nahi madam jama nahi hai. Agar jama hota, to hame kya padi thi aapko pareshaan karne ki? Ye kehte hue usne line kaat di. Line kat jaate hi ghar me garmi ho gayi. Wo aadmi chala gaya aur Shubha gusse me badbadaate hue Amit ko phone karne lagi. Fir jab Amit ne phone uthaya, to Shubha Amit ko chillaate hue boli- Shubha: Wo line wala bijli kaat gaya hai. Kya tumne bijli ka bill jama nahi kiya tha? Amit: Haa wo abhi paise nahi mil paaye hai. Ye kehte hue Amit ne jawaab diya. Shubha: To fir ab kya hoga? Ab kya bina bijli ke rehna hoga?( Shubha ne gusse me pair patakte hue kaha) Tabhi Shubha ki nazar farsh par pade bijli ke bill par gayi, jo shayad lineman de gaya tha. Shubha ne bill ka total kark dekha, to wo 2000 rupay ka bill tha. Fir Shubha ne tezi se apni almaari kholi aur ek dibba nikaala. Usne wo dibba khol kar dekha, to saare paise jod kar 2000 ho gaye the. Lekin aane-jaane ka kiraya nahi ban paa raha tha. Shubha ne tezi se kapde badle aur bijli ke daftar ki taraf chal padi. Chilchilaati garmi me har kadam jaise angaaro pe chalna tha. Dopahar ka suraj apne poore charam par tha. Kayi riksha waalo ne roka aur poocha, ki usko riksha chahiye kya. Lekin “nahi bhaiya” kehte hue paseene se lath-path Shubha bijli ke daftar me pahunchi. Shubha ke paseene se uske kapde uske badan se chipak gaye the. Uske chamakta hua rang kehar dhaa raha tha aur uska madak jism kisi ka bhi lund khada karne ke liye kaafi tha. Aas-paas se jis bhi mard ki nazar us par pad rahi thi, wo usko aur uske jism ko ghoor-ghoor kar dekh raha tha. Uska badan to jaise garmi se dhadak raha tha aur aag maano jism me lage jaa rahi thi. Counter lunch ke liye band ho gaya tha. Garmi se behaal Shubha ke paas paani peene ke paise bhi nahi the, kyuki ek rupya bhi 2000 ko kam kar deta. Pareshaan Shubha baar-baar behte hue paseene ko bhi ponch rahi thi. Fir Shubha ne counter par poocha- Shubha: Bhaiya kitni der aur lagegi? Saamne wala aadmi bola: Abhi lunch chal raha hai madam, thoda wait kijiye. Fir Shubha ek taraf jaake baith gayi. Tabhi dhool udaati hui ek cham-chamati suv gate par aakar ruki. Shubha usko dekh kar hairaan reh gayi. Gori kalayi me cham-chamaati gold ki choodiyo me ek aurat gaadi se baahar nikli. Uske haath me mehanga mobile tha aur peeche se driver daud kar daftar ke andar daakhil hua aur kehne laga- Driver: Shabnam madam aayi hai. Uski baat sunte hi sab apni-apni seat par chale gaye. Shabnam ek nigaah mujhe dekhte hue andar chali gayi. Uske andar jaate hi “Namaste Madam” ki awaaze office me goonjne lagi. Fir Shabnam ne poocha- Shabnam: Bade sahab office me hai? Ek aadmi: Ji Madam. Fir ek aadmi Shubha ki taraf aaya aur bola- Ek aadmi: Laaiye madam, kya problem hai aapki? Ye kehte hue wo Shubha ka bill dekhne laga. Fir Shubha ne paseena ponchte hue apne purse me haath daala. Tabhi wo aadmi bola- Aadmi: Ji Madam, bas paanch minute wait kijiye. Mai karta hu jama. Ye kehte hue wo seat se chala gaya. Jab wo wapas aaya, to bola- Aadmi: Madam 3500 rupay jama kar dijiye. Shubha: Kya! 3500 rupay? Lekin bill to 2000 ka hai Bhaiya ? Aadmi : Haa wo is maheene ka bhi bakaya hai. Ye kehte hue usne paiso ke liye haath aage badhaya. Tabhi Shubha boli- Shubh: Bhaiya abhi to mere paas 2000 hi hai. Aadmi: Madam Mai jama to kar leta hu, lekin aapka connection tabhi jud paayega jab poore paise jama honge? Ye kehte hue usne Shubha ko raseed thama di. Shubha ko to maano saamp soongh gaya ho. Fir wo boli- Shubha: Bhaiya light to chaalu karwa do please ! Ye kehte hue Shubha request karne lagi. Tabhi peeche se ek awaaz aayi- Awaaz: Kitna balance hai inka? Shubha ne palat ke dekha, to wo hairaan reh gayi. Peeche Shabnam khadi thi. Aadmi: Ji madam, kuch zyada nahi bas 1500 aur chahiye. Ye kehte hue wo Shabnam ko dekh kar chair se khada ho gaya. Shabnam: Theek hai, jaldi se karo aur inka connection chaalu karo. Ye kehte hue Shabnam ne Shubha ke kandhe par haath rakha aur Shubha ne mann hi mann raahat ki saans li. Aadmi: Ye lijiye madam, ho gaya bas. Ye kehte hue us aadmi ne raseed Shubha ke haath me thama di. Shubha ne Shabnam ko dhanyawad diya. Fir Shabnam boli- Shabnam: Koi baat nahi. Mera naam Shabnam hai. Tum yaha ki to nahi lagti ho? Shubha: Ji mera naam Shubha hai. Hum abhi kuch din pehle hi yaha rehne aaye hai. Ye kehte hue Shubha ne raahat ki saans li.