Sabzi Wali Ko Pata Ke Choda
Desi Chudai
Doston, main padhayi karne doosre sheher aaya tha. Yaha ka khaana mujhe raas nahi aa raha tha, aur pet kharaab hota tha baar-baar. So maine ghar pe hi paka kar khaane ki thaan li thi. Ab sabziya lene ki hi dikkat thi. Bahut chal ke jana padta tha. Dopahar ko ek sabzi wali aati thi mujhe nahi pata tha. Ek din wo mujhe mil gayi. Wo ghar ke saamne se jati thi, sar par tokri leke. Mera makaan neeche hi tha, to maine usko bula liya. Uska naam Sarla tha. Wo ek 35-36 saal ki aurat thi, kassi hui, ek-dum teekhi mirchi thi baatein karne mein. Paise se to wo dene nahi wali thi, ye pakka tha. Usko to pata ke hi chodna tha. Mujhe uski tokri utaarni padti thi, ya chadhani padti thi, jab bhi wo rukti thi. Ek din usne paani maanga. Main leke aaya. Fir paani peete waqt aadha to wo apne upar gira rahi thi. Usne us din khaki rang ka blouse pehna tha. Uska ek side ka mamma paani se bheeg gaya tha. Uska kishmish jaisa manuka dikhne laga tha. Ek-dum pake hue aam ki tarah mamme the uske. Dekh ke choosne ka mann karta tha. Usne mujhe pakad liya dekhte hue, aur apni saree se chhupa liya. Ab baatein hone lagi thi usse. Ek din shaam ko main doston ke sath baahar ghoomne gaya tha. Waha se main ghar aa raha tha. Raaste mein wo mujhe mili mast saree daal ke. Wo gajra laga ke, makeup karke raaste par bus ki raah dekh rahi thi apne bachhe ke sath. Uska bachha 7-8 saal ka rahega. Mujhe rukta hua dekh wo meri taraf aake baat karne lagi. Maine bola: Chalo main chhodh deta hu. To wo naa boli. Maine 2-3 baar poocha usse. 15-20 minutes ho gaye the, aur bus bhi nahi aa rahi thi, to wo maan gayi. Maine uske bachhe ko saamne tanki par bithya aur wo peeche baith gayi. Ab jab bhi speed breaker aata to uske mamme peeth par lagte. Pehle wo bachane ko kosish kar rahi thi. Lekin na-jaane 2-3 minute ke baad usne koshish karni chhodh di. Wo seedhe peeth pe aake sara badan takra deti. Doosre din jab wo aayi, to main usko behlane laga. Maine bola: Tumhara bachha ho sakta hai mujhe sapne mein bhi nahi laga. Tumhara pati sach mein naseeb wala hai. Aur aapko to maloom hai aise cases mein pati bewda rehta hai, maarta hai, kaam nahi karta, uska bhi same tha. Ab kya tha, wo aadhi to jaal mein fass gayi thi. Tabhi uski tokri uthaate waqt usse tokri ka bhaar sambhla nahi, aur wo gir padi. Sabzi sari bikhar gayi. Uske pair mein thodi si lagi bhi thi shayad. Fir main usko utha ke kamar ko pakad kar andar leke gaya. Jab uska kanda mere kandhe par tha, usko bithate waqt maine uski bagal ki khusbhu li. Kya madak thi uske paseene ki kushbu. Mere lund ko jaga diya usne. Fir maine baahar jaa kar uski sabzi uthayi. Wo jaa rahi thi, lekin usse utha nahi jaa raha tha. To maine hi usko bola- Main: Dekho, aise bhi tum hil nahi sakti. Yahi baitho thodi der, chahiye to main tumko baad mein ghar chhodh doonga. Ab maine kaam chaalu kiya. Main uske pair ko pakad kar maalish karne laga. Isse wo sharma ne lagi. Wo boli: Sahab, arre ye kya kar rahe ho? Aise mat karo, mujhe sharam aa rahi hai. Maine bola: Sarla ji mujhe karne dijiye. Mujhe maloom hai aapke ghar aapka khayaal rakhne koi nahi. Ab main dheere-dheere uppar aa raha tha. Wo kuch bol nahi rahi thi, aur apni saree dheere-dheere upar kar rahi thi. Ab main uski jaangho tak aa gya tha. Usne aankhen band kar li thi. Fir maine saree upar kar li. Uski baalon se bhari chut dekh mera lund khada ho gaya tha. Maine chut par hath ferna chaalu kiya. Usne pair failaya to dard hua usko. Isliye usne pair wapas paas kar liye. Shayad usko dard ho raha tha, to main usko doctor ke paas leke gaya. Doctor ne usko marham patti ki. Wo aise dekh rahi thi jaise main uska pati hu. Fir maine usko uske ghar chhodha. 3-4 din baad subha main chai bana raha tha, tab wo aayi. Main dekh kar muskura raha tha, aur wo sharma ke muskura rahi thi. Wo apna tokra lene aayi thi. Maine usko sabzi ke paise bhi diye, lekin wo nahi le rahi thi. Fir maine usko chai di, aur hum wahi kitchen mein khade reh kar chai pee rahe the. Fir usne waha rakha kheera dekha. Usne hath mein kheera leke poocha- Sarla: Aap kya karte ho is kheere ke sath? Main bola: Khaata hu. To wo hasne lagi. Mere bahut zor dene par wo boli- Sarla: Auratein mere se ye kheere khaane ke liye nahi ghusane ke liye leti hai. Maine poocha: Kaha ghusane ke liye. To wo sharmane lagi aur boli: Sahab aap bhi na, waha. Maine wapas poocha: Kaha. To wo boli: Chut mein. Uske muh se chut sun kar mere lund mein bijli daud gayi. Maine usko bola- Main: Tumhe ye zinda kheera chahiye kya? ( main apne lund ki taraf dekh kar bola) Ye sun kar wo sharmane lagi. Maine uske saamne khada ho kar, uski kamar ko choo kar uske peeche chai ka cup rakha, aur dono hath uski nangi kamar par rakh kar usko bola- Main: Dekho mera bhi itna hi bada hai. Kasam se bahut maza aayega mera kheera ghusane mein. Ek baar choo ke to dekho. Aisa bol kar maine uska hath leke pant ke andar daal diya. Uska nanga hath lund ko lagte hi lund foolne laga. Wo sharma rahi thi, aur mundi neeche karke waise hi khadi thi. Maine uski mundi hatho se upar kari aur kaha- Main: Sarla bolo na, agar tumhe pasand nahi to jaane do. Main uska hath nikaalne laga to usne kaha: Nahi sahab, aisa nahi hai. Usne hath thoda andar dhakel kar lund ko hath mein pakad liya. Fir wo boli- Sarla: Baap re baap, sahab is kheere mein aur aapke kheere mein zyada farak nahi lag raha hai. Maine bola: Arre pagli, mere kheere ka paani gaadha aata hai. Aur hum dono hasne lage. Maine uski mundi upar kar usko meri taraf kheench liya, aur hontho par honth rakh kar choosna chaalu kiya. Ab wo dheere-dheere mera sath de rahi thi. Usko honth choosne nahi aate the. Wo direct apni jeebh chuswati, ya meri choosti. Maza aa raha tha usme bhi. Ab maine uske blouse ka button khol uske pake aamo ko azaad kiya, aur masalne laga. Main uska rass chakhne laga. Wo kasmasane lagi. Usne lund ki pakad ab mazboot kar di, aur pant mein hath jhatpatane lagi. Maine pant ka hook khol uske liye kaam aasan kiya. Ab wo khulla tha, lekin uske hath ki pakad mein tha.