Uncle Aur Maa Ki Suhagraat Manwayi
Maa Beta
Hi friends mera naam Yash hai, aur meri maa ka naam Raagini hai. Aur mere papa ka naam Anand hai, wo bahar kaam karte hai. Aur saal me wo do baar hi ghar aate hai. Main college me 2nd me padhta hun, aur ye kahani jo main aapko batane ja rha hun. Ye 2 mahine purani hai, toh dosto mujhe maa ki chudai ki kahani read karne ke bahot shonk tha. Par maine kabhi apni maa ki chudai karwane ke bare me nhi socha tha. Toh dosto ab main apni kahani par aata hun. Mere papa ke ek bahot hi ache dsot hai, unka naam Ajit hai. Aur wo ek lawyer hai, wo ek bahot hi gusse wale insan hai. Par jab bhi wo humare ghar par aate hai, toh wo ek dam shant rehte hai. Aur wo hansi majak karte rhete hai, unke gusse ka karan unki wife thi. Jisne unko divorce de diya tha, aur uske baad unhone koi shadi nhi kari thi. Aur ab wo har Sunday humare ghar hum se milne ke liye aate the. Meri maa bhi chhoti chhoti baat par gussa ho jati hai, toh ek din kisi chiz par unhone mujhe bahot danta tha. Aur mujhe bhi un par bahot gussa aa rha tha. Kyoki main ab itna bada ho gya tha, par fir bhi maa mujhe danti rhti hai. Usi time Ajit uncle ghar aa gye, aur main us time bahot gusse me tha. Aur main apne room me chudai ki kahani padh rha tha. Taki mera gussa thoda sa shant ho jaye, aur us time mere dimag me ek khayal aaya. Ki kyo na apni maa ko chod kar use sidhe raste par laya jaye. Aur dosto main apne room ka door band karna bhul gya tha. Tabhi Ajit uncle mere room me aaye aur wo mere piche aa kar khade ho gye. Aur fir unhone sab kuch dekh liya. Uncle – Ye kya kar rhe ho tum Yash? Main ek dam se dar gya, aur main jaldi se apna phone band kar diya. Uncle – Beta daro mat main ye baat kisi ko nhi batunga. Fir maine unko sari baat bta di, aur ucnle bole – Beta wo tumhari maa hai, aur unka ye sab hak hai wo tumhe dant sakti hai. Main – Jab meri koi galti hi nhi hai, toh wo mujhe kese dant skati hai. Uncle – Acha ye toh bhabhi ne aaj galat kiya hai, main aaj unse bat karta hun. Par maine unhe mana kar diya, dosto us time mujhe itna gussa aa rha tha. Ki mujhe kuch bhi samjh nhi aa rha tha, aur isi gusse ke karan main uncle se pucha. Main – Uncle aapko kabhi meri maa ko chodne ka moke mile, toh aap kya karoge? Ye sun kar wo gharba gye, aur ek dam se bole – Beta tum ye kya puche rhe ho? Main – Uncle btao naa aap karoge? Uncle – Main ghar ja rhu, bad me milte hai. Main – Kya aap meri maa ki chudai karne me intrested nhi ho? Uncle – Beta tum abhi hosh me nhi ho, main bad me milta hun. Main – Uncle main aapse ye sab kuch soch samjh kar hi puch rha hun. Ki aap meri maa me intrested ho ya nhi, agar nhi ho toh in duniya me bahot log hai. Jo meri maa me intrested hai. Uncle – Par tumhari maa nhi manegi. Main – Main unko blackmail karke aapse chudwaunga. Uncle – Kese? Main – Wo thoda sochna padega. Uncle – Thik hai fir socha agar mujhe koi idea aaya toh main tumhe phone karunga. Ab wo apne ghar chale gye, aur main ye sochne lag gya. Usi din raat ko uncle ka phone karib 12 baje aaya. Main – Kya hua uncle? Uncle – Ek idea hai hum bhabhi ke bathroom me spy camera laga dete hai. Jab wo nahayegi toh wo nangi video me aa jayegi, aur us video se hum unhe black mail kar skate hai. Main – Good idea uncle mujhe ye bahot acha laga, aap kal ek spy camera le kar le aana. Uncle – Mere pass ek pehle se hai, main kal subah aata hu tumhe chupke se de kar chala jaunga. Main – Thik hai. Fir agle din uncle karib subah 5:30 baje aaye aur unhone mujhe camera de diya. Aur unhone bhi mujhe ye bta diya, ki kese chala hai. Maa roj subah 8 baje market jati hai, aur whan se aa kar wo nahati hai. Ab maine unke jane ka wait kiya, aur jese hi wo gyi. Maine ja kar unke bathroom me ja kar wo camera laga diya. Ab maa ghar a agyi thi, aur wo mere samne nahane chali gyi. Maine apne phone se wo camera on kar diya, aur unke nahane ka live telecast dekh rha tha. Ab maa ne nahana shuru kar diy, aur ab main unhe pura nanga dekh rha tha. Fir wo jese hi naha kar nikali, maine camera whan se hata diya. Aur wo video maine Ajit uncle ko send kar di. Uncle – Wah kya mast maal lag rhi hai teri maa. Main – Ab aap ye video aap maa ko send kar do. Uncle – Thik hai. Fir uncle ne wo video maa ko send kar di, aur jese hi unhone wo video dekhi toh wo puri tarah se shock ho gyi. Maa ne unhe phone kiya, aur maa ne unhe bahot danta aur wo rone lag gyi. Uncle – Dekho bhahi rone ka koi fyada nhi hai, ab aapke pass koi rasta nhi hai. Maa – Wo konsa rasta hai? Uncle – Ek suhaagraat mere sath. Maa gusse me boli – Aapka dimag kharab ho gya kya? Aap jante bhi ho ki aap kya keh rhe ho, agar kisi ko maalum chal jayega toh. Uncle – Thik hai fir main is video ko viral kar deta hun. Maa – Please aisa mat karna, koi aur rasta nhi hai kya? Uncle – Nhi. Maa – Thik hai main soch kar btati hun. Fir maa apne room me jakar rone lag gyi, fir 5-6 ghnate baad phone karke maa ne uncle ko bola. Maa – Thik hai, par is bare me mere bete ko pata chal gya toh. Uncle – Ye sab uska hi plan hai. Ye sun kar maa ko mere uper bahot gussa aa gya, aur phone kat kar wo mujhe jor se awaj lagane lag gyi. Main jese hi unke pass aaya, toh maa ne mujhe bahot mara. Main – Maa aap kya chahti ho, main aapki video ko viral kar dun. Ye sun kar wo rone lag gyi, aur fir main whan se chala gya. Ab unhone uncle ko phone kiya aur pucha ki unhone kab karna hai. Uncle – Kal raat me tum ek dam dulhan ki tarah dulhan ki dress me tyar honi chahyie. Aur tera beta tujhe mere pass le kar aayega. Ab main bahot khush tha, ki isse mujhe chutkara milne wala hai. Fir maine ek beauty parlour se ek apointment le liya. Durse din shaam ka, aur agle din maine ek cab book kar li. Aur main maa ko le gya, maa mujhe se bahot jyad gussa thi. Aur wo mujhse ek bhi baat nhi kar rhi thi. Maine uncle ko phone kiya aur main bola. Main – Uncle room tyar hai? Uncle – Haan ab main bhi tyar hone ja rha hun. Main – Thik hai, main maa ko thik 9 baje le kar aata hun.